I grow ghost peppers and Carolina Reapers. Yes, they are spicier on the way out.

I’ve been skiing since I was 2 years old, and somehow still have my original knees.

I run what some might call “too many” marathons.

My top Spotify artist in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, AND 2024 was Gucci Mane. So icy.

I once got hit by a bull in an Ecuadorian bullring.

I rock climb outdoors, poorly. It has deepened my appreciation for gravity and a well-tied knot.

I put the stuff about my writing on the homepage. Go click my name in the top left corner and scroll down if you’re interested in that bio. Head to Contact Me if you want some fresh peppers or a picture of my knees.